My friend Katie lives in Suite 125 in Maple Ridge. Since I frequently go there, I have used the bathroom whenever nature calls. Sometimes I even use it if I have to go extremely bad and I don’t think I can make it up the three flights of stairs to my suite’s bathroom; it makes for a nice pit stop. I have learned that the middle stall doesn’t lock and the last stall is too far of a walk so I usually choose to use the first stall. It’s darker than the other two since it’s in the corner and the light on the ceiling doesn’t shine bright enough to illuminate Stall #1.
One day while peeing in Stall #1, I noticed that there was something etched into the greyish blue paint on the door. The letters were jagged and thin so it was difficult to decipher in the absence of light. After further inspection I deduced that the graffiti spelled out “TOM WHAZZUP.” TOM was written above and slightly bigger than WHAZZUP. I always seem to forget that this is written in Stall #1 and it is a little surprise every time I see it.
Now, I have given this graffiti some thought. I’m always curious as to who wrote it and what it is supposed to mean. I figure that someone named Tom is the culprit in this vandalism but there is a sign on the bathroom door that says “Sorry Fellas, Ladies Only.” Why would this Tom character disobey the sign, use the girl’s bathroom, then scratch his name followed by a greeting into the stall door? It will forever be a mystery. In my head I read the WHAZZUP part like that Budweiser commercial, when everyone yells and drags out “What’s up” when they talk to people. If this is what Tom was going for, he did a good job. I think Tom just wanted to say hello to all the ladies using Stall #1. Maybe he’s a friendly guy or maybe he’s a being a creep, because who says hi to girls while they are going to the bathroom? Creeps.
In my opinion, I think Tom did a decent job carving his this graffiti into the stall door. All the letters are relatively the same size in each word and they are in a perfectly straight line, almost as if he used a ruler. The shape of the letters isn’t very good though, all the edges are rough but maybe Tom was going for a rock and roll or punk look to it, since he did rebel against the sign and he defaced the bathroom door. Tom also accomplished his possible goal of creeping out a girl using the bathroom, so that’s good for him. I wouldn’t necessarily say I like this piece of graffiti but it does alter the norm of bathrooms around campus and makes this interesting, and it’s fun to say WHAZZUP.